The world of tabloid journalism is a dirty one. And to get a decent story these days, you"ve got to bend the rules. Set out on your hunt for the biggest story of the year by giving the celebrities a taste of their own medicine for once. Slap and clap your way through four levels of superstar smackage. Use YOUR MOUSE to click the slap icon when it appears. Move the cursor across the face of your opponent (good speed and accuracy will land a good hard slap). Click the dodge icon when it appears and move the cursor across your character to dodge incoming slap. If you manage to dodge the slap, counter by clicking the icon and moving the cursor swiftly across your opponent. Good luck!